Wif should reallllyyy be studying. She is slightly buried under a pile of homework. But instead - she thought it a perfect opportunity to share a bit of wit to help you through your Tuesday (which is only 3 days away from a better day of the week).
"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door." - Jerry Seinfeld
“A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.” -- Jay Leno
”Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us were schizophrenic?” -- Lily Tomlin
And finally, one that wif feels is particularly fitting for her:
”Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.’" -- Charlie Brown, Peanuts
HAPPY TUESDAY!:]
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