Movin' On Up

I know this is odd, because Google's stuff is usually totally Top of the Heap but wif prefers wordpress and has relocated her blog to there. Potentially months ago.

Now check out Baking Life By The Horns @

http://twebby.wordpress.com/

And if anyone wants to clue wif in on a better way to redirect on over - please share!

Homeless animals is now following you on Twitter!

Highlight of wif's inbox subjects on this lovely Friday.

In other news: hubby left wif today. For the whole weekend. Which hubby will be spending at WIF'S COTTAGE in the in Adirondaks. Did she mention WITHOUT WIF. Instead of his loving spouse, hubby will be joined by wif's father, brother, uncle and twin cousins. Proceed with emphatic whining.... as a human wif may solely exist to epitomize that life is not fair.

Top of the Heap Tuesday

Alright, alright- so wif knows you're all DYING in anticipation for today's Top of the Heap Tuesday Wednesday. And even though wif's having to tape her eyelids up to write this she will tough it out because she loves you so...

So without further adieu, may wif present to you, her staple, her own true love, the apple of her eye...

Clean & Clear Foaming Facial Cleanser for Sensitive Skin!!

So for most of wif's teenage years (ok fine and some of her twenties) she was abusive. To her skin. She had struggled with acne since she was born since about the age you start caring about appearance and she was always fighting back. Because that's how you kill pimples right? Harsh face washes and toxic creams, limited moisture and extra washing. Except guess what? IT'S ALL LIES.

Your face just needs some loving. [Baby, I need your lovin'...Got to have all your lovin'] Wif has no idea why one day she made the shift (okay so maybe it had to do with her hours of research) but when she started using this incredible gentle wash (don't ask wif how it cleans so well - apparently it's soap free and somehow that's a good thing?) - in conjunction with several other marvelous goods, wif's skin has made a complete 180. Smooth skinnnnnnn - it feels so wonderful! And for about $5 for 8 ounces (lasts at least a month!) you really don't have to put your life savings to work to combat those whiteheaded devils. Truly glorious.

PS: If you don't believe wif (poor choice) even Paula Begoun - beauty product extraordinaire, back wif up here. Clean and Clear's Foaming Facial Cleanser for Sensitive Skin is named one of the top 3 Best Cleansers for Normal to Oily Skin for Recession Proof Beauty. So there.

Top of the Heap Tuesdays

Hello friends! You're in for a real treat today:D

Wif is beginning a new tradition here @ chunkingdunkingblog to share very vital information with the whole wide world.

You see, wif does not EVER buy ANYTHING without wasting far too much time researching. For instance, it takes wif approximately 3.2 hours of research to decide on a new mascara to try. Because of this giant waste of time dedicated investigation wif. Additionally, things tend to go wrong with wif occasionally daily (for instance white hairs at age 12, acne forever, bone spurs and osteoarthritis at age 22, and various unmentionables). Therefore and henceforth, wif clearly needs to have the right stuff to make life work (you know like great hair dye, acne prevention/treatment, comfy shoes, lovely mascara, and other such trivial crucial things).

What does all this mean? Marvelous products carefully winnowed from the masses of overpriced JUNK. And now... for our first TOP OF THE HEAP TUESDAY!!

**(coming tomorrow - sure it's wednesday but you'll still love it: guaranteed!)

PS: Wif is yet to find a fitting picture for "Top of the Heap" - ideas welcomed! In the meantime, please enjoy this random photo that brought wif great joy:


ohhhh the cuteness of kitties in frog helmets, even though a)wif is so allergic the photo is making my nose itch and b) this looks poorly photoshopped. dang it.

Giggle on a Tuesday

Wif should reallllyyy be studying. She is slightly buried under a pile of homework. But instead - she thought it a perfect opportunity to share a bit of wit to help you through your Tuesday (which is only 3 days away from a better day of the week).

"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door." - Jerry Seinfeld

“A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.” -- Jay Leno

”Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us were schizophrenic?” -- Lily Tomlin

And finally, one that wif feels is particularly fitting for her:

”Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.’" -- Charlie Brown, Peanuts

HAPPY TUESDAY!:]

Echo much?

Hello (helloooo) - that is wif's echo bouncing off these dang empty walls.

Friends - are you out there!?

Wif knows you are. Right? Wif posted this on her facebook so surely at least like 1.3 million loving buddies have read these posts right?

But where is the love and endless support friends?

Just a comment or two hundred will do just fine.

[Pleasssseeeee, with a delicious Godiva chocolate covered strawberry on top - wif is begging you.]

Entrails Update

Today is a lovely day for wif. One of those crisp-makes-you-want-cider-and-donuts fall days with just the right amount of sunshine and delicious breezyness. Also wif's intestines are all joyfully silent. Obviously wif took special care of them today. Sleeping in. Having a nice warm chocolate chip and pecan cookie with her morning coffee and then rounding out the afternoon with a light junker plate from Tom Wahl's:

Please note that this photo is only slightly misleading. Wif obviously had a animal-free veggie burger and subbed some very healthful butter and redhot wingsauce for the traditional chockful-o'-cow hot sauce. Also ,this picture is of a original garbage plate, found only downtown @ Nick Tahoe's with knockoffs abundant throughout the Roch-cha-cha area. The good news is while Tom Wahl's can't use the copywritten term "garbage plate" they do use delectable french fries instead of home fries and still stick in some great mac salad under that pile'o'yum.

Since wif returned home and washed it all down with some more java, cookies and some tasty fruity pasta* her body feels so well-nourished and complacent. *Sigh.*

See, all it takes is a little TLC and maybe your aching belly can be cured too...

*In case you've been out of the loop: here's the next best thing to sliced bread (and junker plates and cookies and coffee and chocolate covered strawberries.)---------------------------------------------->